this is too amusing to not share!!!!
i'm copying this "exercise" from Pamy, who stole it from her brother, so that just makes me a triple loser. haha. but nevermind. let's focus on the exercise...
what one is supposed to do is:
- Go to Google and type "<YOUR NAME> likes to" in the search box (ex. "Ina likes to"); include the quotation marks, and
- Type in the first ten things that come out.
i didn't know what the point of this exercise is. just to feast on one's self-centeredness (doubling vanity)? or try to see if there's any correlation between a person's name and what a person likes to do (yeah, right)? my mind chose to believe the latter simply cos i like to think i do things for a more sensible reasons (shya-ha! go ina!)
the results, in order of Google's claimed relevance:
- In her free time, Ina likes to read and take long walks in the wilderness.
- Ina likes to serve it with lemon curd and fresh raspberries, but a slice with a cup of tea in the afternoon is also just fine.
- Ina likes to drink beer.
- Ina likes to take recipes that she knows really well and play with them.
- When time permits Ina likes to keep active by playing volleyball or doing aerobic workouts.
- Ina likes to shake her leg alot.
- INA likes to report that the minimum paid out to a Diamond direct who qualified was 298K.
- Ina likes to undress in front of a mirror and fantasize about Bass.
- They also come for the fellowship and the scrumptious feasts Ina likes to dish out.
- I find that Ina likes to make huge amounts of huge items!
- Ina likes to play with toys during off hours and is trying to listen to mommy in order to get ahead professionally.
- Ina likes to cook food for her "friends"; her friends seem to consist entirely of stone faced women and flamboyantly gay men.
- Ina likes to fuck with anothers men.
ooops. i didn't follow the instructions, top ten nga lang pala. pero ang konti kasi eh--13 results lang talaga lumabas. so sinama ko na lahat ;)
ReplyDeletehahah!! number 13 grabe!!
ReplyDeletemasubukan nga din.
ReplyDeletehahaha funnY!
ReplyDeleteI'm trying it out.
ReplyDeletemy quick analysis: semi-relevant? there are a handful on food/eating/drinking (result #s 2, 3, 4, 9 and 12). Something about being athletic (#5). Something on being a loner (#1). Something about being greedy (#10). And the most exciting of all, two about being promiscuous (#8 and #13). Bahala na tayo kung anong paniniwalaan natin ;)
ReplyDeletei never knew...hehe funny.
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