Sunday, June 17, 2007

what "Ina" likes to do

this is too amusing to not share!!!!

i'm copying this "exercise" from Pamy, who stole it from her brother, so that just makes me a triple loser. haha. but nevermind. let's focus on the exercise...

what one is supposed to do is:
  1. Go to Google and type "<YOUR NAME> likes to" in the search box (ex. "Ina likes to"); include the quotation marks, and
  2. Type in the first ten things that come out.

i didn't know what the point of this exercise is. just to feast on one's self-centeredness (doubling vanity)? or try to see if there's any correlation between a person's name and what a person likes to do (yeah, right)? my mind chose to believe the latter simply cos i like to think i do things for a more sensible reasons (shya-ha! go ina!)

the results, in order of Google's claimed relevance:
  1. In her free time, Ina likes to read and take long walks in the wilderness.
  2. Ina likes to serve it with lemon curd and fresh raspberries, but a slice with a cup of tea in the afternoon is also just fine.
  3. Ina likes to drink beer.
  4. Ina likes to take recipes that she knows really well and play with them.
  5. When time permits Ina likes to keep active by playing volleyball or doing aerobic workouts.
  6. Ina likes to shake her leg alot.
  7. INA likes to report that the minimum paid out to a Diamond direct who qualified was 298K.
  8. Ina likes to undress in front of a mirror and fantasize about Bass.
  9. They also come for the fellowship and the scrumptious feasts Ina likes to dish out.
  10. I find that Ina likes to make huge amounts of huge items!
  11. Ina likes to play with toys during off hours and is trying to listen to mommy in order to get ahead professionally.
  12. Ina likes to cook food for her "friends"; her friends seem to consist entirely of stone faced women and flamboyantly gay men.
  13. Ina likes to fuck with anothers men.

7 comments:

  1. ooops. i didn't follow the instructions, top ten nga lang pala. pero ang konti kasi eh--13 results lang talaga lumabas. so sinama ko na lahat ;)

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  2. my quick analysis: semi-relevant? there are a handful on food/eating/drinking (result #s 2, 3, 4, 9 and 12). Something about being athletic (#5). Something on being a loner (#1). Something about being greedy (#10). And the most exciting of all, two about being promiscuous (#8 and #13). Bahala na tayo kung anong paniniwalaan natin ;)

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